"My brother just randomly comes out of a door."

"Who the heck gets white carpet when they have a six-year-old running around?" ~Brandon

"Why am I so stupid?" ~Shawn Werber

"Oh, so he's ticklish! He's a keeper!" ~Shawn Werber

"Where did I go, that I didn't go there?" ~Nathan Craven

"Business is always good. No matter how bad the economy gets, you still have to flush your toilet." ~Don the plumber :)

"Babies are made by chicken nuggets!" ~Hailey

"Your top lip disappeared while your bottom lip doubled in size."

"That tickled my butt. That's why I call them the butt ticklers." ~Brittni Mardis

"If I half close my eyes it's like... CALIFORNIA!!!!!"

"Are you making toilet noises?" ~Sonia Rollins

"I'm wearing my black jacket today, so I feel super tough." ~Cecily Whittier

"I guess I can watch the stars from the warmth and comfort of my own home." ~Dad using the stargazing app on his phone

"His voice is like dove chocolate is melting in my ear." ~Landon Wick talking about Darren

"I hear you have friends." ~Dad

"Ouch! I just pinched my finger."

"With what, your other finger?"

"What can I help with?"

"Nothing at the moment."

"Okay. I'm good at that."

"Math is what makes wrinkles."

"Wearing clothes is dangerous for me!" ~Brittni Mardis

"What would you guys do without me? You wouldn't know what's cool or not." ~Darren Robinson

"It could last ten minutes. It's beautiful. Shut it."

"I feel like a hobo." ~Eric Armijo

And then Landon bursts in the dressing room and says, "I don't mean to be a diva, but LOOK AT THIS!"

"You can't even see my moustache because I'm blond and white!" ~Brittni Mardis

"What is that?"

"It's an onion ring."

"But it doesn't have a hole in it."

"That's because it's an onion hole."

Brittni Mardis, Darren Robinson, and Camille Chappel

"Are you horendously hot?" ~Brittni Mardis

"I am so sparkly right now. It's offending me!" ~Brittni Mardis

"I'm gonna go find my hat and change my pants." ~Mr. Arave

"I wish our entire lives were in slow motion." ~Sam Bolli

"On a scale of one to burrito, how good is pizza?" ~Darren Robinson

"How dare them!"

"Where do they get so many munchkins?!" ~Kiki

"It's not the problem. It's the way it's dealt with."

"Don't stand like a teenager, because teenagers aren't people." ~The Arave

"Let me ask Mrs. Stocks to tinkle up here." ~Mrs. Tawa, talking about lightly playing high notes on the piano

"Will you play a song for me while I lay on the piano like this?" ~Katie Lee

"I'm not coordinated until three o'clock."

"If you're not doing it prayerfully, you're not doing it properly." ~Speaker in an Enoch ward

"Guys, I'm practically a man." ~Cecily

"Friends are worth weeds."

"You say you've gotta toot, but you burp?"

"I'll bet that tasted good."

Mom and Dad

"I got all scared of the dark when I was in the shower this morning. But then I put conditioner in and I felt better." ~Kyle Stevens

"You have a minty collar bone." ~Dad

"Your bum sure must be tired, because it's snoring an aweful lot!"

"I give them ten minutes. Those kids will be naked and dancing around the campfire." ~Dad

"Don't worry. I won't put your name with that quote."

"Yeah, just put unanimous."

Me and Cameron

"Well, lets roll out the piano. Two people will take it out, and I'll lay on top of it." ~Chelsea Gover

"If I tried that something bad would happen."

Sorry it's taken so long, but here they are!

"I've got this itch. It's right here on your cheek." ~Darrin

"He's got waves rolling all over him." ~Dad

"Wouldn't it be weird if we switched someone's deodorant out with glue?" ~Dad

"You're gonna, like, rip my toes off."

"People don't always behave today as they were thinking yesterday."

"She's not working up the nerve. She's working up the juice."

"Your pringle just did a flip!"

"He doesn't even have a hairy chest. How can he have a hairy back?"

"Tell her Darren is making out with an orange right now." ~Darren Robinson 

(this was when a friend was talking on the phone with another friend and Darren overheard)

"Do these pants make my butt look good?" ~Kyle Stevens

"The first day of the rest of my life starts tomorrow."

"You have a stupid pinky toe." ~Mom

"Daddy, can you paint my nails?"

"No, Honey. I have standards."

"What is wrong with you? You look like a fish that got plastic surgery!"

"We should have made sure he was dead."

"How?"

"By cutting his head off, I suppose."

Clue

"It's like his image is right on the tip of my... eyeball...?"

"We need sixteen cups of butter to make three cups of frosting." ~Dad

"You're like a little toe shark."

"Quit licking your upper lip and come here." ~Cameron

"It's like education is water and Katie's a cat." ~Dad

"I have never seen such an athletic looking kid be as uncoordinated as he is." ~Brandon

"A greener world starts in your mouth." ~Dad

"Nobody look. My toes are naked." ~Dad

"Why do my hands smell like spaghetti? I hate spaghetti."

"Sorry. Your butt was coming to my face and I had to knock it away." ~Cecily Whittier

"Get your sweaty hands out of my armpit!" ~Emmie

"I'm not supposed to see your tonsil holes when you laugh." ~Dad

"You wanna know what makes my dad's foot so big?" ~Kiki

"Jesus would want it."

"Just use my milk and put it in yours." ~Hannah

"I'm gonna go take a bath and play with knives." ~B.B.

"Your toes are gripping the wall and it's freaking me out."

"I think your big toe is having a seizure."

"How long does it take to slap beans and cheese in a burrito and wrap it up?"

"I don't know... They're back there milking the bean cow right now." ~Me and Dad

"Is that the one that doesn't say guac on it?" ~Dad

"If you can't get it the first two times, you missed it." ~Dad

"I can't think of a better weirdo to hang out with than you."

"I shouldn't have eaten those fruit loops."

" Everything starts as somebody's daydream." ~Larry Niven

"Being creative is the ultimate high of being alive and is able to lift us out of dark places and fogged-up outlooks." ~The Awe-manac

"The covers of this book are too far apart." ~Ambrose Bierce

"The afternoon glow is brightening the bamboos, the fountains are bubbling with delight. Let us dream of evanescence, and linger in the beautiful foolishness of things." ~Okakura Kakuzo

"Foolishness can indeed be beautiful in moderation and with safety gear." ~The Awe-manac

"People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing, that's why we recommend it daily." ~Zig Ziglar

"Wonder can only be found in the present moment." ~The Awe-manac

"I need a stiff drink."

"Why don't you just go frolic, Jessie?"

"What, do you want me to belch or something?"

"Are you trying to make me throw up?"

All quotes in this post were spoken by Dirk Epperson. :)

"Ewww! Don't put your eyebrow hair on me!"

"You load their brains and unload their diapers..." ~Dad

"Downtown?? There's no downtown in Cedar. There's 'town', and then there's 'Enoch'." ~Brandon

"It's a dog-eat-dog world, and you're a chihuahua." ~Brandon Tremelling

"People's personalities are what color our world."

"Those clouds are as white as a nun's caboose!"

"Angel, Brad, Courtney, Doug, Eric.... Oh, crap. What comes after E?" ~Kayla Shakespeare

"You will shave tonight, or I will shave you in your sleep!" ~Summer Tremelling

"I have the attention span of a rock." 

"Put yourself around people that you know you want to be like." ~Travis

"Ew, my bellybutton feels weird."

"Now I have to feel mine."

~Katie and Brandon

"My toots don't roll off my tongue." ~Spangler

"We are not swapping spit."

"You're right. We're swapping snow cones."

~Me and Brandon

"If you throw a potato hard enough at a harp, you'll get potato chips."

"I don't want to endanger myself by leaning forward." ~Brian Tremelling

"I think it's called a triangle..."

"You mean a square?"

"I have to go shave my cat." ~Dylan Eastman

"I'm Sean. As in 'Santa', but Sean." ~Dylan Eastman

"You turned female?"

"I think that's something that cream can't fix." 

~Brandon Tremelling and Dylan Eastman

"As soon as I saw the lettuce I would have been running."

"Every time you take a trip to the John you lose IQ points." ~Pretty in Pink

"That entire article is half you!" ~Me

Says my dad, "That guy has some poor grammar." Then my mom replies, "He's quoting you."

"Obama says he would resign if Wiener." ~4 News

          The line on the bottom of the news channel said this!!! We knew it was referring to the sexting scandal of Wiener, the politician, but my brother jumped up to take a picture of it on his phone because of the way it was worded. Good eye, Brandon!

"Slides are for bottoms." ~Guy at Dan & Summer's Wedding Luncheon

"I'm not beating you up. You're just asking for it." ~Del Gull

"Senior year... When classes are skipped like stones and spit is swapped like baseball cards. Are you ready, Class of 2012?" ~Shellise Ann

"Do the right thing even if no one is doing it, and never do the wrong thing even if everyone is doing it." ~Lady at the DMV

"Check out my bag of cheek. My cheek bag." ~Brandon Tremelling

"That's like you having a sling shot and me having a fifty-caliber automatic." ~Brandon Tremelling

"It's asexual, Mom." ~Brandon Tremelling

"Somebody's gonna end up without some family 'jewels' here in a minute." ~Summer Tremelling

"Why are they using a leash? They should be using dental floss." ~Brandon Tremelling

          We were pulling into Taco Bell when we saw a lady with a dog literally just larger than the size of my hand. I pointed it out to the family and that's when Brandon said the above quote. :)

"I'm fanning myself with free tacos." ~Me

"I watch rated Pirate movies sometimes. What do pirates say? Arrrrgggggghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!" ~Brandon Tremelling

"Absence diminishes mediocre passions and increases great ones, just like how the wind blows out a candle but fans a fire. Now that's a quote." ~Toree Edwards

"I'm a poet and I didn't even know it." ~Michelle Grafelman

"I couldn't figure out if I was in a dream, a day dream, or in reality." ~Richard Edwards

"You just got ninjaed by my toes." ~Brandon Tremelling

"There weren't enough room for everyone." ~Cameron Tremelling

"Standards have no exceptions." ~Me

"It's like a carpet loom from Hades!" ~Brian Tremelling

My sister somehow twisted a comb up into her hair. We worked on getting it out for almost an hour. Very luckily, no scissors were needed.

"It's so much easier when you don't care." ~Richard Edwards

"It's like they're taking pleasant pills and it's working!" ~Brandon Tremelling


"I swear, Demi is, like, the Jesus of dance. She's a beast!" ~Chelsea Gover


"I need a drink of Wa-wa. I had too many chips." ~Isaac Halstead