"You realize that if you were born in a renaissance time there would be a statue of you?" ~Brenten Canfield

"I hate it when you can't tell if it's black or dark blue." ~Nathan Craven

"I like watermelon powder." ~Cameron

"We don't have mayo? That's like saying we don't have air." ~Dad

"I wonder if my butt cheeks fit in your butt cheeks?" ~Sonia

"She's pressing her nose into him." ~Dad

"I think Nate Hansen belongs on the half dollar coin." ~Cameron

"Mom is slap happy! She saw that and spanked me!"

"I have a bigger limit to gravity than most of you. I could beat most of you in a race... As long as food is at the end of the race." ~Ziegler

"If I had a bee in my rear I'm pretty sure I would feel that too." ~Langford

"Tuesday is like a hangover from your hangover." ~Cecily

"If you want to use me as an example you can, because I'm pretty perfect." ~Landon Wick talking to Mrs. Merrell

"There's just something about this car that makes us test our lungs!"

"It's hard to cross your toes with shoes on." ~Zack Jacobson

"What are you talking about? It's good! Have you had my mom's green juice? She puts nuts in it!" ~Cecily

"We woke up and we were asleep." ~Mitch Nelson

"It's like cookie monster, but robe style."

"Singing is a joy, but music is work."

"Some of the worst things imaginable have been done with the best intentions." ~Alan Grant, Jurrasic Park

"I feel like we're a giant caterpillar."

"It's not every day you find bubbles in a trash can."

"Who would be a better imaginary friend than me?" ~Sonia

"Your lips are wrapping around that pickle in a vigorous way."

"I was born with a third bun." ~Carl's Jr. Commercial

"If we give you a massive steroid you're all gonna look like Tarzan." ~Langford

"Do you think because everything is bigger in Texas everything is smaller in Rhode Island?" ~Katie Lee