"If you eat the red ones and the yellow ones, why not the orange? That's like if you like white people and you like black people, you've gotta like brown people." ~Langford

"If the left side of the brain controls the right side of the body, then only left handed people are in their right minds"

"When life gives you a wheelchair, find a ramp!"

"When you're kissing the right person, it's always simple."

"So don't put your hairy legs up against your sister!" ~Mom

"Is it just me, or does that kid sound like a goat?"

"Are we in Japan?" ~Thomas Heath

"We have ice cream cake too."

"Why didn't you tell me that before I ate my third sandwich?"

~Jansen Deuel and Nathan Craven

"It's not really an ice cream cake yet because it's not frozen yet."
"It's more like milk cake."

~Jansen Deuel and Landon Wick

"Today I ate a foot-long square." ~Landon Wick

"Jansen, something's wrong. My cake keeps disappearing." ~Landon Wick

"Katie dresses by braille." ~Dad

"The gravy spreads like nutella on my turkey."

"Boy, you scamper pretty well." ~Langford