"Sa rang he yo." (I love you in Korean!)

"What?! I have a great aunt Helga?!? Why did nobody tell me this?!?!" ~Brandon

"Make all your notes have jazz hands." ~Landon Wick

"Jessie, what are you doing? Collecting men's clothing?" ~Brittni

"I like those doors. There are, like, two of them."

"Her head looks like a jellyfish."

"You officially have twenty heads."

"Relax and eat your pears." ~Dad

"It's like strings and cheese mixed. It's string cheese." ~Bradley Matthews

"I like how the partly cloudy picture has more clouds than the cloudy picture." ~Brandon

"My burrito smells like alcohol."

"Have you ever had wars with your animal crackers?" ~Erin Syrett

"Wow. The ground is underneath my butt." ~Steven Degraaf

"I've never seen a fuzzy pig before."

"We should shake hands more often, Grandpa!" ~Jerek Lewis

"I'll just cough drop it up." ~Bradley Matthews

"Is that you? Is that your smell?"

"I've been ghost smacked." ~Brittni

"Why, is it because I'm dramatically beautiful?"

"Can I put you as my background?" ~Kylie Saylor

"We should go scope out the cups."

"I really wanna eat some glitter." ~Brittni

"Why are you putting ketchup on your fruit?"

"You look hung over." ~Mitch Nelson

"How can you handle an animal on your face like that?" ~Brittni

"At least I don't look like Josh Groban in a turtle neck!" ~Darren Robinson

"What the heck kind of seatbelt is this?"

"That's not a lemon snow cone."

"I learned today that I'm a lot better at dancing around a fire than I am at shooting a gun." ~Brittni

"Sonia, if you were a triangle you'd be a acute triangle." ~Steven Degraaf

"I'd rather have a lumpy watermelon than none." ~Brittni

"I don't normally smell my juice."

"Get ready to hear this quote from me." ~Kyle Stevens

"My green beans smell like a smoker!" ~Brittni

"I need a quote." ~Steven Degraff

"Cheating is good as long as it does good things for you." ~Mrs. Tawa--but don't take her seriously!

"Next thing I know there's a pineapple flying at me."

"There's a cat caressing my thigh." ~Brittni

"Stop wiggling your fingers under my bum."

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something in your life." ~Winston Churchill

"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left and could say 'I used everything you gave me.'"

"Whoa! If I get cold I'm going in the bathroom!" ~Brittni

"I haven't peed my pants in a long time." ~Brittni

"I've never had a foot massage on my back before." ~Brittni

"Are you tickling my moustache hairs?" ~Sonia

"We're not whiners. We're grateful. That's why we're fighting over it."

"It smells like Scott's house. Meat loaf and glue." ~Brandon

"Who needs a trampoline when we have you?" ~Cecily

"Are you really comparing yourself to Darren?" ~Brittni

"Talk to my dramatic hand." ~Cecily

"Why are people's toes, like, combing my feet?"

"Why is my pant leg in my other pant leg?" ~Hannah

"I think this music is making me smarter." ~Brittni

"Jesus knows how to shuffle." ~Chad Whitehead

"I've learned to chew with my tongue." ~Brittni

"When you see a man on top of a mountain you know he didn't fall there. Unless he skydives." ~Dad

"The meat goes down like water." ~Random guy on Food Network

"This is how everything should start. With a cup of bacon." ~Guy