"He doesn't even have a hairy chest. How can he have a hairy back?"

"Tell her Darren is making out with an orange right now." ~Darren Robinson 

(this was when a friend was talking on the phone with another friend and Darren overheard)

"Do these pants make my butt look good?" ~Kyle Stevens

"The first day of the rest of my life starts tomorrow."

"You have a stupid pinky toe." ~Mom

"Daddy, can you paint my nails?"

"No, Honey. I have standards."

"What is wrong with you? You look like a fish that got plastic surgery!"

"We should have made sure he was dead."

"How?"

"By cutting his head off, I suppose."

Clue

"It's like his image is right on the tip of my... eyeball...?"

"We need sixteen cups of butter to make three cups of frosting." ~Dad

"You're like a little toe shark."

"Quit licking your upper lip and come here." ~Cameron

"It's like education is water and Katie's a cat." ~Dad

"I have never seen such an athletic looking kid be as uncoordinated as he is." ~Brandon

"A greener world starts in your mouth." ~Dad

"Nobody look. My toes are naked." ~Dad

"Why do my hands smell like spaghetti? I hate spaghetti."

"Sorry. Your butt was coming to my face and I had to knock it away." ~Cecily Whittier

"Get your sweaty hands out of my armpit!" ~Emmie

"I'm not supposed to see your tonsil holes when you laugh." ~Dad

"You wanna know what makes my dad's foot so big?" ~Kiki

"Jesus would want it."

"Just use my milk and put it in yours." ~Hannah

"I'm gonna go take a bath and play with knives." ~B.B.

"Your toes are gripping the wall and it's freaking me out."

"I think your big toe is having a seizure."

"How long does it take to slap beans and cheese in a burrito and wrap it up?"

"I don't know... They're back there milking the bean cow right now." ~Me and Dad

"Is that the one that doesn't say guac on it?" ~Dad

"If you can't get it the first two times, you missed it." ~Dad

"I can't think of a better weirdo to hang out with than you."