"My brother just randomly comes out of a door."

"Who the heck gets white carpet when they have a six-year-old running around?" ~Brandon

"Why am I so stupid?" ~Shawn Werber

"Oh, so he's ticklish! He's a keeper!" ~Shawn Werber

"Where did I go, that I didn't go there?" ~Nathan Craven

"Business is always good. No matter how bad the economy gets, you still have to flush your toilet." ~Don the plumber :)

"Babies are made by chicken nuggets!" ~Hailey

"Your top lip disappeared while your bottom lip doubled in size."

"That tickled my butt. That's why I call them the butt ticklers." ~Brittni Mardis

"If I half close my eyes it's like... CALIFORNIA!!!!!"

"Are you making toilet noises?" ~Sonia Rollins

"I'm wearing my black jacket today, so I feel super tough." ~Cecily Whittier

"I guess I can watch the stars from the warmth and comfort of my own home." ~Dad using the stargazing app on his phone

"His voice is like dove chocolate is melting in my ear." ~Landon Wick talking about Darren

"I hear you have friends." ~Dad

"Ouch! I just pinched my finger."

"With what, your other finger?"

"What can I help with?"

"Nothing at the moment."

"Okay. I'm good at that."

"Math is what makes wrinkles."

"Wearing clothes is dangerous for me!" ~Brittni Mardis

"What would you guys do without me? You wouldn't know what's cool or not." ~Darren Robinson

"It could last ten minutes. It's beautiful. Shut it."