"People's personalities are what color our world."

"Those clouds are as white as a nun's caboose!"

"Angel, Brad, Courtney, Doug, Eric.... Oh, crap. What comes after E?" ~Kayla Shakespeare

"You will shave tonight, or I will shave you in your sleep!" ~Summer Tremelling

"I have the attention span of a rock." 

"Put yourself around people that you know you want to be like." ~Travis

"Ew, my bellybutton feels weird."

"Now I have to feel mine."

~Katie and Brandon

"My toots don't roll off my tongue." ~Spangler

"We are not swapping spit."

"You're right. We're swapping snow cones."

~Me and Brandon

"If you throw a potato hard enough at a harp, you'll get potato chips."

"I don't want to endanger myself by leaning forward." ~Brian Tremelling

"I think it's called a triangle..."

"You mean a square?"

"I have to go shave my cat." ~Dylan Eastman

"I'm Sean. As in 'Santa', but Sean." ~Dylan Eastman

"You turned female?"

"I think that's something that cream can't fix." 

~Brandon Tremelling and Dylan Eastman

"As soon as I saw the lettuce I would have been running."

"Every time you take a trip to the John you lose IQ points." ~Pretty in Pink

"That entire article is half you!" ~Me

Says my dad, "That guy has some poor grammar." Then my mom replies, "He's quoting you."

"Obama says he would resign if Wiener." ~4 News

          The line on the bottom of the news channel said this!!! We knew it was referring to the sexting scandal of Wiener, the politician, but my brother jumped up to take a picture of it on his phone because of the way it was worded. Good eye, Brandon!

"Slides are for bottoms." ~Guy at Dan & Summer's Wedding Luncheon

"I'm not beating you up. You're just asking for it." ~Del Gull

"Senior year... When classes are skipped like stones and spit is swapped like baseball cards. Are you ready, Class of 2012?" ~Shellise Ann

"Do the right thing even if no one is doing it, and never do the wrong thing even if everyone is doing it." ~Lady at the DMV

"Check out my bag of cheek. My cheek bag." ~Brandon Tremelling

"That's like you having a sling shot and me having a fifty-caliber automatic." ~Brandon Tremelling

"It's asexual, Mom." ~Brandon Tremelling

"Somebody's gonna end up without some family 'jewels' here in a minute." ~Summer Tremelling

"Why are they using a leash? They should be using dental floss." ~Brandon Tremelling

          We were pulling into Taco Bell when we saw a lady with a dog literally just larger than the size of my hand. I pointed it out to the family and that's when Brandon said the above quote. :)

"I'm fanning myself with free tacos." ~Me

"I watch rated Pirate movies sometimes. What do pirates say? Arrrrgggggghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!" ~Brandon Tremelling

"Absence diminishes mediocre passions and increases great ones, just like how the wind blows out a candle but fans a fire. Now that's a quote." ~Toree Edwards

"I'm a poet and I didn't even know it." ~Michelle Grafelman

"I couldn't figure out if I was in a dream, a day dream, or in reality." ~Richard Edwards