"Guys, I'm practically a man." ~Cecily

"Friends are worth weeds."

"You say you've gotta toot, but you burp?"

"I'll bet that tasted good."

Mom and Dad

"I got all scared of the dark when I was in the shower this morning. But then I put conditioner in and I felt better." ~Kyle Stevens

"You have a minty collar bone." ~Dad

"Your bum sure must be tired, because it's snoring an aweful lot!"

"I give them ten minutes. Those kids will be naked and dancing around the campfire." ~Dad

"Don't worry. I won't put your name with that quote."

"Yeah, just put unanimous."

Me and Cameron

"Well, lets roll out the piano. Two people will take it out, and I'll lay on top of it." ~Chelsea Gover

"If I tried that something bad would happen."

Sorry it's taken so long, but here they are!

"I've got this itch. It's right here on your cheek." ~Darrin

"He's got waves rolling all over him." ~Dad

"Wouldn't it be weird if we switched someone's deodorant out with glue?" ~Dad

"You're gonna, like, rip my toes off."

"People don't always behave today as they were thinking yesterday."