Sorry it's taken so long, but here they are!

"I've got this itch. It's right here on your cheek." ~Darrin

"He's got waves rolling all over him." ~Dad

"Wouldn't it be weird if we switched someone's deodorant out with glue?" ~Dad

"You're gonna, like, rip my toes off."

"People don't always behave today as they were thinking yesterday."