"I was raised by my grandparents. You know what they did? They gave me a helmet to walk around town."

"That's a man? Those are woman legs!"

"I mind wrote that." ~Logan Heavyrunner

"Why do singers sing to me and then not take me to the beach?" ~Logan Heavyrunner

"There's a noise coming from this." ~Cecily Whittier

"How about you bring your own juice so he can get nourishment also?" ~Chelsea Gover

"Nice knit unitard." ~Cameron

"I like porcupines. It shows that God has a sense of humor."

"I'm not gonna get pants to go get fried chicken." ~Taylor Smith

"Happy Birthday! Here's some cancer." ~Megan