"It's like a little happy trail of flowers that opens up into a beautiful meadow." ~Landon Wick talking about his chest hair

"Late at night, when everyone is sound asleep, I fill my bathtub with marinara sauce. Then I submerge myself completely in the sauce and imagine that I'm a meatball." ~A Comment on Youtube

"Your cheek balls, they're like perfect little sugar plums!" ~iCarly

"He talked about horror movies and now he's playing ping pong."

"You better wake up or I'm gonna torture you with poorly made lemonade!" ~Steven Degraaf

"Sometimes it's a good day to die. Sometimes it's a good day to have breakfast."

"Sticks and stones may break your bones but they can sure kill Goliath." ~Mom