"Those clouds are as white as a nun's caboose!"

"Angel, Brad, Courtney, Doug, Eric.... Oh, crap. What comes after E?" ~Kayla Shakespeare

"You will shave tonight, or I will shave you in your sleep!" ~Summer Tremelling

"I have the attention span of a rock." 

"Put yourself around people that you know you want to be like." ~Travis

"Ew, my bellybutton feels weird."

"Now I have to feel mine."

~Katie and Brandon

"My toots don't roll off my tongue." ~Spangler