"I hear you have friends." ~Dad

"Ouch! I just pinched my finger."

"With what, your other finger?"

"What can I help with?"

"Nothing at the moment."

"Okay. I'm good at that."

"Math is what makes wrinkles."

"Wearing clothes is dangerous for me!" ~Brittni Mardis

"What would you guys do without me? You wouldn't know what's cool or not." ~Darren Robinson

"It could last ten minutes. It's beautiful. Shut it."