"My brother just randomly comes out of a door."

"Who the heck gets white carpet when they have a six-year-old running around?" ~Brandon

"Why am I so stupid?" ~Shawn Werber

"Oh, so he's ticklish! He's a keeper!" ~Shawn Werber

"Where did I go, that I didn't go there?" ~Nathan Craven

"Business is always good. No matter how bad the economy gets, you still have to flush your toilet." ~Don the plumber :)

"Babies are made by chicken nuggets!" ~Hailey

"Your top lip disappeared while your bottom lip doubled in size."