"Whoa! If I get cold I'm going in the bathroom!" ~Brittni

"I haven't peed my pants in a long time." ~Brittni

"I've never had a foot massage on my back before." ~Brittni

"Are you tickling my moustache hairs?" ~Sonia

"We're not whiners. We're grateful. That's why we're fighting over it."

"It smells like Scott's house. Meat loaf and glue." ~Brandon

"Who needs a trampoline when we have you?" ~Cecily

"Are you really comparing yourself to Darren?" ~Brittni

"Talk to my dramatic hand." ~Cecily

"Why are people's toes, like, combing my feet?"

"Why is my pant leg in my other pant leg?" ~Hannah

"I think this music is making me smarter." ~Brittni

"Jesus knows how to shuffle." ~Chad Whitehead

"I've learned to chew with my tongue." ~Brittni

"When you see a man on top of a mountain you know he didn't fall there. Unless he skydives." ~Dad

"The meat goes down like water." ~Random guy on Food Network

"This is how everything should start. With a cup of bacon." ~Guy