"Wow. The ground is underneath my butt." ~Steven Degraaf

"I've never seen a fuzzy pig before."

"We should shake hands more often, Grandpa!" ~Jerek Lewis

"I'll just cough drop it up." ~Bradley Matthews

"Is that you? Is that your smell?"

"I've been ghost smacked." ~Brittni

"Why, is it because I'm dramatically beautiful?"

"Can I put you as my background?" ~Kylie Saylor

"We should go scope out the cups."

"I really wanna eat some glitter." ~Brittni

"Why are you putting ketchup on your fruit?"

"You look hung over." ~Mitch Nelson

"How can you handle an animal on your face like that?" ~Brittni

"At least I don't look like Josh Groban in a turtle neck!" ~Darren Robinson

"What the heck kind of seatbelt is this?"

"That's not a lemon snow cone."

"I learned today that I'm a lot better at dancing around a fire than I am at shooting a gun." ~Brittni

"Sonia, if you were a triangle you'd be a acute triangle." ~Steven Degraaf