"Jesus would want it."

"Just use my milk and put it in yours." ~Hannah

"I'm gonna go take a bath and play with knives." ~B.B.

"Your toes are gripping the wall and it's freaking me out."

"I think your big toe is having a seizure."

"How long does it take to slap beans and cheese in a burrito and wrap it up?"

"I don't know... They're back there milking the bean cow right now." ~Me and Dad

"Is that the one that doesn't say guac on it?" ~Dad

"If you can't get it the first two times, you missed it." ~Dad