"Some of the worst things imaginable have been done with the best intentions." ~Alan Grant, Jurrasic Park

"I feel like we're a giant caterpillar."

"It's not every day you find bubbles in a trash can."

"Who would be a better imaginary friend than me?" ~Sonia

"Your lips are wrapping around that pickle in a vigorous way."

"I was born with a third bun." ~Carl's Jr. Commercial

"If we give you a massive steroid you're all gonna look like Tarzan." ~Langford

"Do you think because everything is bigger in Texas everything is smaller in Rhode Island?" ~Katie Lee