"I like watermelon powder." ~Cameron

"We don't have mayo? That's like saying we don't have air." ~Dad

"I wonder if my butt cheeks fit in your butt cheeks?" ~Sonia

"She's pressing her nose into him." ~Dad

"I think Nate Hansen belongs on the half dollar coin." ~Cameron

"Mom is slap happy! She saw that and spanked me!"

"I have a bigger limit to gravity than most of you. I could beat most of you in a race... As long as food is at the end of the race." ~Ziegler