"Did you spit on my redhead?" ~Eric Armijo

"Wait. Doesn't everyone's hearts stop when they die?" ~Katie Tremelling

"Hey, you're pinching my toe in your leg."

"There are still naked potatoes over here, so I'll just do everyone a favor and go get more." ~Darren Robinson

"My spiritual body is fat." ~Audrey Eldredge

"This place is amazing, Jessie. You need to move faster when there's free juice!" ~Landon Wick

"It bores me to say things that are normal." ~Brittni Mardis

"It's easy to say deep things when you're eating. Because eating goes deep." ~Brittni Mardis

"If you can't open a door, how can you drive a car?" ~Sarilee

"I'm sorry, but no dog with a smashed up face deserves to be called Princess." ~Dad